April Fools': 5 incontrovertible reasons why you should immediately abandon your family, career and personal autonomy to join a cult today!

Rocky Mountain Collegian | Colorado State

Apr 1, 2025

Look, let's be real - life is hard. Student loans? Sky-high. Job market? Bleak. The constant existential dread of figuring out what you're doing with your life? Ever-present. We ar…